The Cust Equestrian Group's Guide to
Show Types
Really just an oversized vegetarian dog.
A large hairy attitude on sturdy little legs.
The horse that someone finally got around to colouring in - in an interesting fashion.
So standard they come with their own bar code.
A horse you wouldn't mind parking anywhere.
The sort of horse you can't park anywhere.
The sort of horse who is so comfortable, it's a wonder they don't come with a built-in fridge and T.V.
Writer too scared to make comment.
